They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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