i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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