Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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