I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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