I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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