I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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