why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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