why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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