This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
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it's like iHOP with fire
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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