He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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