if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I need to calm my uterus...
Terrible idea I love it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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