They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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