Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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