He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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