Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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