we have officially lost it.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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