He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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