So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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