what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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