he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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