I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
