Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
