redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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