it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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