I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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