ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
