Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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