4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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