I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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