if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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