You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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