have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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