belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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