What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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