Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
there is glitter all over my balls
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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