I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
