do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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