Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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