I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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