Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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