It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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