You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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