you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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