So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
