i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
and she was petting her beer can
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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