OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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