That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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