a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
This toilet bowl is my home.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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