In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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