in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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