Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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