I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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