Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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